Carissa and Mark Brown were in New York this week to pitch their business to a potential investor. She asked if I would be a “before” model in a regular shirt that gaps during her presentation, and I jumped at the chance. Carissa and Mark are a lot of fun. I can’t share everything I learned from the experience because it must remain confidential until the outcome of her pitch is known.

But here’s one unrelated observation that I wish I could share better. Mark is grinning at my camera with no idea that I was using him to photograph the woman behind him in the elevator. She wore one of the lowest possible dresses I have ever seen. Major boobage–which is probably why her companion next to her is smiling. (Nothing after the jump.)