Today is my personal Cupcake Day. I’ve been looking forward to this since Monday, when I spent $30 at the cake decorating store on baby bottle candy molds, sky blue food coloring, and a plastic cupcake holder to transport my masterpieces unmolested to my sister-in-law’s baby shower in Delaware tomorrow.

While I work on my cupcakes, you can read about cup sizes at this fun blog post on The Pretty Year. For technical purists, you really must click on the “update” link at the bottom of the post, and if you’re really serious, continue to this link.

For those of you too lazy to click at all, here’s a teaser from The Pretty Year post that might entice you:

A = Adolescent
B = Bare Minimum
C = Common Enough
D = Dramatic
DD = Downright Dirty
E = Enormous
F = Freakish
G = Grotesque
H =Hideous

Edit on February 6, 2015: Yikes! I can’t believe I thought this was funny back then. Especially since I was offended by another woman I met in 2008 who told me that women with H cups were “just freaks”.